When I placed a recent online shopping order, I meant to request two pounds of cheese, but instead I ordered twenty pounds. At the time, I was living in a boat, and my only refrigerator I had was a tiny dorm size. PTSD-esque ashbacks to childhood notwithstanding, I had fun using up my cheese. (which sounds vaguely suggestive but is indeed not), especially since my only heating item, unless I wanted to cook things over the propane heater, was a microwave.

Lots of melted cheese on crackers. Mmmmmm, can't get enough of that.

Canned tomato soup with melted cheese in it.

Spam and cheese sandwiches (have lots of water handy later on...it contains like 8 trillion milligrams of sodium)

Tuna and cheese sandwiches on lettuce because my stupid cat ate the bread.

A hunk of cheese washed down with Diet Mountain Dew (you can substitute a liquid of your choice)

Popcorn with melted cheese. The popcorn kind of evaporated and it became "popcorn hulls and cheese" but it was still pretty tasty, if a bit hard to chew.

Canned chili (and some leftover chicken noodle soup because it was going to go bad) and melted cheese.

And this was EXCELLENT....heated peanuts eaten with tiny hunks of cold cheese.

Cheese incidents notwithstanding, I heart ordering groceries online. With acme.com If you take delivery on

a Wednesday, the discount counterbalances the delivery fee. Not only that, but if I go to the grocery store,

I get so frazzled and annoyed by overly bright colors, stupid products and the talking automatic check-out machines (mechanical voice: “move your...tomatoes." Ulgh) that I go home with nothing other than a bad attitude and a major headache. This was I at least have some food at home. Even if it is 20 pounds of Colby cheese.